How to Wipe Your Ass

ToiletEach and every one of us has developed his or her own masterful variation on any number of possible techniques of wiping his or her ass.

Due to curiosity, a guy decided to dig deeper, asking people via email, message boards, and eventually the Starbucks where his girlfriend works, all to ask the question: how do you wipe your ass?

Over the span of two months, with a little help from some friends, he was able to collect enough data to, at last, justify creating a spreadsheet. The combined efforts earned them the ass-wiping information of over 250 people all over the world, the results of which were quite disturbing.

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Source: RandomSalad
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