A social club in Devon has banned a 77-year-old man from breaking wind while indoors. Maurice Fox received a letter from Kirkham Street Sports and Social Club in Paignton asking him to consider his actions, which "disgusted" members.
Mr Fox, a club regular for 20 years, said: "I am happy to oblige them, there is no problem. I do get a bit windy - I am an old fart now."
He said he had to leave the club about three times a night and added "I think someone has complained about the noise. I am a loud farter, but there is no smell."
Source: BBC
Tags: Maurice Fox | Flatulence | Banned | Club
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