More links for 15 Nov 2007

Dogs eat the darnedest things, from bras to fish hooks. [Tennessean]
What would a female face look like if you combine Penelope Cruz's hair, Liv Tyler's eyes, Sienna Miller's nose and Scarlett Johansson's mouth and chin? Hit the jump to find out. [Metro]
Britain's oldest newlyweds with a combined age of 177. [DailyMail]
Bottom-ranked school shoots to top after introducing Harry Potter-themed curriculum. [This Is London]
Man drinks hairspray in store; busted for shoplifting. [Nwf Daily News]
Chocolate began as beer-like brew 3,100 years ago? [Reuters]
Cows flee after seeing McDonald's [Cbs5]