Man Banned From Breaking Wind in a Club

Maurice FoxA social club in Devon has banned a 77-year-old man from breaking wind while indoors.

Maurice Fox received a letter from Kirkham Street Sports and Social Club in Paignton asking him to consider his actions, which "disgusted" members.

Mr Fox, a club regular for 20 years, said: "I am happy to oblige them, there is no problem. I do get a bit windy - I am an old fart now."

He said he had to leave the club about three times a night and added "I think someone has complained about the noise. I am a loud farter, but there is no smell."

Source: BBC
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Anonymous said…
The poor old man obviously has something wrong with his sense of smell.